votes: 510
Got a tatoo when I was wasted. It was of the ugliest smurf that covered my entire upper leg. God was I an idiot.

votes: 349
My Cat peed on my shirt. I put it on unaware of the situation before going to school. Well I smelled like pee all day long. It was horrible.

votes: 222
My fly was open when I asked some really hot girl to a school dance. Not so bad, except it was wide open and revealed my bright red briefs.

votes: 183
Started my peirod during an exam and we werent allowed to use the washroom.

votes: 178
Have had two cameras broken by people and I get the feeling the third one will b broken soon too. Grrrrrr...........

votes: 174
Forgot my wallet in the grocery store. There was a huge line behind me and I had a full cart of groceries placed on the checkout counter. Oppps.

votes: 173
I was considered the coolest dude in School, and fell in front of a pep rally meeting. most of the school witness it. I was still cool though.

votes: 173
Mom held up a pair of mens briefs at a garage sale asking me if they would fit.

votes: 172
ordered a round of shots.. only to find out i didn't have my wallet on me. at least i got a free shot out of it.

votes: 62
I was sleeping over at my crushes house and I peed all over him and the bed